hogwarts school of oratory

Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 28, 2014 21:47

Last time, our friends Portkeyed to Florida (can you even Portkey that far?) to board the nudist cruise. As you do. Their landing zone turned out to be, by the kind of contrived coincidence nobody does better than Hogwarts Exposed, the headquarters of a gang known as the "Chasers".

( This chapter contains attempted rape and its horribly mishandled aftermath. )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 11 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jun 11, 2012 04:10

Previously on Hogwarts Exposed, there were some courtroom shenanigans, naked photos and some shit about a censor box.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 11 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 10 part 2

szaleniec1000 May 24, 2012 23:21

The My Immortal icon is not an accident.
( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 part 5

szaleniec1000 Apr 09, 2012 21:43

This update contains some nudity.
( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 concluded. )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 part 1

szaleniec1000 Mar 12, 2012 04:36

The last chapter of Hogwarts Too Exposed: A Slytherin Among Us brought us Hogwarts and the Slytherin among us, and we'd already had far too much exposure. That's only going to continue. Is anyone surprised?

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 5 part 2

szaleniec1000 Mar 04, 2012 01:14

And here we go again.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 5 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 5 part 1

szaleniec1000 Feb 20, 2012 11:32

Happy belated birthday, amideadn0w!

( Just when you thought Hogwarts Exposed couldn't fail any harder... )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 4 part 5

szaleniec1000 Feb 17, 2012 21:17

And so it's finally time for Hogwarts Too Exposed to go to Hogwarts. The author commented that he'd only intended the "vacation" to last a single chapter but got carried away, and that explains a lot.

( All aboard! )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 4 part 4

szaleniec1000 Feb 13, 2012 15:32

Happy birthday, fly_buggy_fly!

Before we get started, let's have a look at some Yahoo comments.

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 4 part 3

szaleniec1000 Feb 11, 2012 20:24

If it's possible to write a Diagon Alley visit without intentionally or otherwise ripping off the books, I haven't seen it yet.

( And certainly not here. )

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